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HEY YOU dA FUCKTARDS

Sun Feb 24, 2008, 7:06 AM


Here's a little something that pisses me off.

Who the FUCK decided that taking pictures of three hundred dollar creepy androgynous dolls in camwhore positions made for good art?

Who the fuck thought somewhere along the line that HEY, dA WON'T MIND IF I WASTE THEIR SERVER SPACE WITH MY HUNDRED PHOTOS OF SOMTHINGHITO MY BJD.

Blowjob doll lol. No really I kid. Ball jointed dolls however, are not art. You didn't do anything but spend a shitload of money on some resin and fake hair, and pose that resin to do things any human could do better (and less creepily).

Your BJD is not cute. It is not 'bishi', it is not sexy, it isn't pretty, it isn't cool, and it isn't art.

It's a waste of money, a waste of time, and a waste of bandwith.

Furthermore, I think the level of creepy is deepened by the way people talk about these dolls as if they were real people with real personalities and how they LOVE this and that, and hate blah blah. I even remember seeing something along the lines of "Somethinghito loves spending time with his little sister, they watch the rain through the window together."

Shoot. Me. Now.

Frankly, if I were to come up and start uploading pictures of my Sims 2 characters doing shit, it would be pretty much the same deal. Fake person, fake environment, posing like a person, doing person things. If my Sims aren't art, than neither are your creepy little fucking puppets.

Okay, rant over, time for bed.

Currently level 48 on iRPG and wibbling at every time I get disconnected!

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Sage, you need to learn a little something about DA, and that is: It sucks. I daresay 90% of what they have on here isn't art. Just stick around the "newest upload" section and you'll want to shoot yourself, only, y'know, don't, because it's just DA and nothing to get worked up over. Terrible things exist, y'know? People upload pictures of roads, themselves naked in a mirror, terrible 3D models of shiny women with tits the size of minivans, really anything. Just gotta "let it be" as it were, like all the dog crap in the neighborhood.

Also btw people do upload pictures of their Sims 2 characters doing shit. <3
Hey, I'm not telling them to quit it because it's like pissing into an ocean. Who'd notice.

And yeah, Hallo showed me and the first thing I saw was sims inuyasha m-preg. WTG INTERNET.

But seriously though. Creepy dolls. It's not so much that I don't like creepy shit (Look in my favorites if you want to see some really creepy shit art) but soulless dead eyes + "Somethinghito enjoys the springtime by picking flowers~" makes me want to curl into a ball under my bed and possibly suck my thumb and cry a little.

Very few things offend me. Paying 300+ bucks for a batch of resin and hair when that money could go feed the homeless in your own town offends me. Then taking a hundred photos of it and uploading it as if it were some sort of amazing new thing.

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Ugh.FINALLY, someone says it! I HATE those things!
They freak the shit out of me!!
With they're big eyes..and hairless bodies....MEN HAVE HAIR. O_O
UUUGGGHHAAAHH

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That's me lower right. When the photographer took my picture he asked me to act naturally, so I yelled at him to stop disgracing his family and get a real job.
lol Agreed x10.

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Hell yeah, give me the Billy and Carlos dolls any day! At least they are macho looking and anatomically correct and can be posed to have penetration with each other.

Those ball joint dolls are strange because I think they are cool looking to a point, but not $300 cool. Instead of buying a doll they could have spent that $300 learning a trade and CONTRIBUTING something of value to society.

I DO agree however that photos of them are not really necessary. It's like cabbage patch kids because didn't they come with little background stories and stuff too? All in all, it's still a doll, and these people are still playing dress-up with dollies (*cough Gaia cough*).

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Rather be a Gaiafag, at least I 1. didn't pay 300 bucks for my pixels and 2. don't take photos of my pixels.


Creepy effin' dolls. But DOOD. Billy and Carlos dolls? X3 wtf.

Ohgeez, I totally forgot about CPDs. My aunt used to collect those, before she moved onto beanie babies, then furbies, then... whatever the hottest toy rage that came next was. Bet you fifteen bucks she's got one of these creepy little shits somewhere.

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Billy and Carlos dolls are the shit! I saw them for sale in a store in San Diego and was SO tempted to buy one just for the novelty of having one. I heard they stopped making them, so :(

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My first thought when I heard about them was "Anatomically correct dolls? THE HELL YOU SAY! Ken will be so crestfallen."

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Yeah, they are made with holes and everything and you can make them have sex...in the ass! It's funny. And they come with outfits like policeman and fireman and Carmen Miranda (complete with fruit headdress). Google it because they are awesome.

Ken would curse his creators if he found out (albeit he'd probably find out when Carlos, Tyson, and Billy came over to rape him when Barbie was gone).

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